Thank God for you Giselle. How brave of you to come to the defense of the fashion and entertainment industry. Because YOU’RE RIGHT. Supermodels get picked on too. The world needs to stop whining and pointing fingers at the waifs of the runways and take some responsibility for the eating disorder epidemic in the US. All that scientific research is just rubbish. I mean, who would believe that young men and women would idolize and try to emulate people as silly as supermodels and celebrities anyway? Clearly bad parenting is to blame here.
I’m not sure why you need to be excused. Is the diet pill and celery stalk diet making you a little gassy? Anyway you hit the nail on the head. Some people are born with the genes for high fashion and movie star boyfriends. Everyone else should stick to wearing burlap bags. And if they don’t feel sexy and beautiful because they have, say, HIPS…Well, they should just thank their lucky stars that they were never taunted by mobs of angry schoolchildren shrieking “Olive Oyl!” You poor thing.
No wonder you’re one of the richest women in entertainment. With your stunning good looks AND the brains to match. I think you’re a shoe in for a Nobel Prize. Maybe in Physics for figuring out how to stuff your ta ta’s into a Victoria’s Secret bra that’s 4 cup sizes too small. Or in Chemistry for your exceptionally even application of self bronzer. Perhaps there is a category for airbrushing? Well, if there is, girl you OWN it.