Overheard in my car yesterday at 1:47 p.m.
"Mommy? Um, Mommy? Um...Do you, do you renember when we were driving our red car, this red car but not on the freeway, only on the street and we crashed into that big black truck? Do you renember that mommy? And you said, 'Are you Ok?' and I said, 'I'm fine Mommy but Baby Will is crying.' And you said SHIT. You said it FREE TIMES Mommy. Shit! Shit! Shit! Do you renember that Mommy?"
Still. Trying. Not. To. Laugh.