Confidential to Skinny Mom. You know who you are.
Just because you CAN crawl into the playplace thingy at McDonalds doesn't mean you should. The rest of us moms have our kids convinced that McDonalds strictly forbids anyone over 8 years old to cross the big plastic threshold. So what the !*&!$ am I supposed to tell my kid after she sees you scampering around like a spider monkey? And by the way, haven't you noticed that that thing is disgusting and smells like pee?
And what the hell is your vegan-yoga-pants-wearing-size-two-trained-for-the-NY Marathon-while-pushing-my-3-month-old-in-a-jogger-stroller ass doing at McDonalds anyway? Didn't you see Super Size Me? You're totally not supposed to feed your kids that crap.