Will: "Mom...we have to be very quiet. Shhhhh..."
Me: "How come honey? We're outside, this is your chance to be as noisy as you want."
Will: "I know. But China might be right over there (pointing.) Or right over there..."
Will: "Or over there...or over there...or over there..."
Me. "Are you worried about waking up the people who are sleeping in China?"
Will: "Yes because it's nightnight time there right now."
And so our charmed life goes on at Casa Del Clover